Intro

...from the annuals of history....

A new campaign, and a new chapter for the old Dungeons and Dragons crew that probably exceeds 300+ years of age between us, which sounds quite scary and highlights just how old we all are now.

Old we may be, but we are neither respectable nor wise, as you will soon realise reading the first chapter or so of these new tales, based on 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons.

Headed once more by our old DM, he takes some old and battered faces into the dungeons described within 'The Tales of the Yawning Portal' and watches as we stumble around like blind mice in a lab maze.

But enough of all that. There is one reason why you are here, and that's the Chapters, which are below. These tales are lovingly written about friends who nonstop take the piss out of each other and the sessions they are based on contain far more laughs and stupidity than I can ever convey in the written word, and I offer these as a poor substitute.

The Party

Humble Narrator and sorcerer - Solomun "Major" Tunde

Fighter - Abraham "Cut throat" Williams

Barbarian - Kal-El

Paladin - Ser Guildan

Cleric - ST Vincent

Rogue - Fiddler

Bard - Miley Cirus

Monk - Char Siu Bao

 

and other supporting cast members

Chapter info

....and thus it is written.....

Chapter One – Ledge Legends. The begining obviously, telling just how our merry band forms as one coherent unit.

Chapter Two - I Hunger For Your Touch. Two more adventurers join the party, late as usual, the bagpipe playing Bard, and the Fighter. We basically open a lot of doors.

Chapter Three - Touch Me in the Morning - The candle is still on the table, looking ominous.

More chapters to follow.

Chapter notes for the impatiant: Three, Four, Five